Genre: Mystery
Publisher: Severn House
Publication Date: February 6th, 2024
Pages: 192, hardcover
Source: NetGalley
Six people locked in a haunted hall . . . Cameras watching their every move . . . And then someone dies . . . This first in a spine-tingling new paranormal mystery series from New York Times bestselling British fantasy author Simon R. Green will make you doubt your judgement – and believe in ghosts!
Welcome to Spooky Time, the hit TV ghost-hunting show where the horror is scripted . . . and the ratings are declining rapidly. What better way to up the stakes – and boost the viewership – than by locking a select group of Z-list celebrities up for the night in The Most Haunted Hall in England (TM) and live-streaming the ‘terrifying’ results?
Soon Alistair, a newly appointed Bishop, actress Diana, medium Leslie, comedian Toby and celebrity chef Indira are trapped inside Stonehaven town hall, along with June, the host and producer of the show. The group tries to settle in and put on a good show, but then strange things start happening in their hall of horrors.
What is it about this place – and why is the TV crew outside not responding? Are they even on air? Logical Alistair and intuitive Diana attempt to keep the group’s fears at bay and rationalise the odd events, but there are things that just can’t be explained within reason . . . Can the pair stop a cold-blooded would-be killer – even if it’s come from beyond the grave?
This locked-room mystery with a paranormal twist is classic Simon R. Green, featuring his trademark humour and imagination, irresistible characters, and thoroughly entertaining plotting.
I’ve long felt that, if you’ve read one Simon R. Green book, you’ve pretty much read them all, but with his longer series, such as the Nightside and the Droods, there are enough secondary characters and enough storylines to make them very worthwhile reading.
Not so with his more recent series, including this new (and hopefully short-lived) one, beginning with The Holy Terrors. He has his typical two main characters, a male antihero and a supporting female who, in this case, is much less kickass than his norm, and a few cannon fodder, I mean, supporting characters who are fairly indistinguishable from one another. It’s a good thing they become so attached to each other, because I didn’t care about any of them, and frankly was hoping they would all meet their untimely ends quickly, so that I could call the book finished.
Now, it wasn’t a terrible book, but it wasn’t up to the standard of Green’s earlier works, and I think that’s the problem I’ve had with a lot of his recent stuff. It just feels formulaic and like he’s phoning it in. Maybe it’s always been that way, and I just didn’t have the discernment to realize that, but it’s disappointing.
Why you should read it: If you haven’t read any of Green’s older works, and you like reality-type haunted house shows, you might like this.
Why you shouldn’t read it: Unlikeable and unmemorable characters, stale and predictable plot. Go pick up the first Nightside or Drood book instead.